She come from a broken home, it fell from the top of a cliff.
House on bare Mountain and indestructible man are up this time around. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com voicemail: 732-639-1435
I make a film like I cook for friends….
Well this episode was a like wrestling a mad gorilla. if your not a fan of background noise and just my show in general you may want to pass on this. Melvin Van Pebbles is back on up this time around. The Story of Three day pass from 67 and Don’t Play us Cheap from 73. Voicemail: 732-639-1435
The Films of Jamaa Fanaka part 1
Jamaa Fanaka was a filmmaker from LA. His short filmography is absolutely insane. Welcome home Brother Charles and Emma Mae are on the docket. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
It’s a beautiful world; I shall enjoy it
This time around i take a look at two films on my watchlist. The Traveler from 1979 and Der Bunker from 2015. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
I’m affectionate. You’re a carpet!
As I run into the new year why not keep this bullshit going. My Demon Lover 1987 and a little seen Giallo from 1993 The washing machine. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
The Gut Punch of a Christmas Massacre
Creamy Shitsmas Everyone!!!!! This time around I’m in no mood for holiday Cheer, I’m here to spread distain across the land. Voicemails, what I’ve watched and two flicks. Christmas Bloody Christmas from 2022 and after watching that i needed something to cheer me up so i watch Better Off Dead from 85. Voicemail: 732-639-1435 Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The Films of Richard Elfman Part 2
Yet another theme episode and another director spotlight. this time around its for Richard Elfman. The films covered are Shrunken Heads, Streets of Rages and his latest Aliens, Clowns and Geeks from 2019. I also have guest on this show. None other Wick who is the bob hope of the Grindbin guest hosts on that podcast. This was a mess but turned into a great show. Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
There are so many men here. I’m so scared!
OVA’s are a wild Branch of the anime genre I just wanted to dig right into after watching Call me tonight for 31 days of horror last month. Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman films are on the docket. Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman: The Birth of Gautaman and Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman R: The Final Battle Between Love and Tragedy! both of these are from 1994 and can be found with janky fan subs on YouTube. Also what I’ve watched and a bunch of voicemails Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
31 Days of Horror Episode 3 Oct 25th to 31st
Well this is the last episode of 31 days. talking about the last 6 days of October. Also my highs and lows. Thanks for listen ill be back next year.
The Woopsie Goldberg Halloween Special
Halloween is a time for Tricks and Treats and this episode has both. First the Treat: I’ve brought back Mike Justice and his wit and wisdom. mike is an actor, author and filmmaker who I like dragging on the show cause he has some great insight. now the Trick: the movies are Theodore Rex from 95 and The Associate from 96. its a doozy but that’s what you get from me. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
31 Days of Horror #1 Oct 11th to the 24th
Part two of this odyssey to watch a horror movie every day during the month of October. This time i talk about the movie from Oct 11th to the 24th. enjoy.
31 Days of Horror #1 Oct 1st to the 10th
This month is like Christmas to me. October is a wonderful time where i get lost in my favorite genre HORROR!!!!! so to get out my thoughts out and make more content for this podcast i’m covering my watches for the 31 days of horror challenge. this first episode is from Oct 1st to the 10th.
I’m Not Homeless!!!!
This time it’s another grab bag. Living in Oblivion from 95 and Chickens in the Shadows from 2010/11. Also what i’ve watched. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
The Selected Works of Robert Downey, sr (a prince) part 3: The 80’s
This time around i take a look at Downey’s films from the 80’s. Up the academy(80), America(86) and Rented Lips(86) are covered plus what I’ve watched and a bit of guest host plugs. feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Pasolini’s Trilogy of life: The Decameron 1971
To End the summer of guest hosts I dragged the solid six crew on to talk about a very different film for this show. Like I say I cover everything from the outhouse to the penthouse. The Decameron is the first film in PPP’s Trilogy of life. listen as we break down every segment. If you liked this and would lie to leave feedback Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
Well, I get claustrophobic suckin’ strange dick! Get in there!
I hope everyone liked that special episode cause I’m back to my normal bullshit this time but the summer of guest host isn’t over. This week I drag good old Bobby from the Grindbin Podcast on to talk about Matthew Bright’s Freeway films. Two strange tales adapted from fairytales. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
Meatballs: Full Franchise Fest
Like the title of the episode suggests this is all the Meatballs films. but ive asked some great people to be a part of this:
Dan Budnik of Eventually Supertrain covering Meatballs
Lee Russell of They Must Be Destroyed On Sight covering Meatballs Part 2
Matt Simpson of Movie Melt/Songs on Trial covering Meatballs 3: Summer Job
Parker Bowman of Junk Food Dinner covering Meatballs 4
This also marks my 42 year of this planet so I wanted to be a little self-indulgent. i hope you enjoy it as much as i did putting it together.
If you’d like to get in touch with me Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
Films from the Black List: Cop Out and The Beaver
The summer of guest hosts continues this time with Comic Book Writer Matt Anderson. This time we tackle two of the Black Lists most problematic films. Copout from 2010 and The Beaver from 2011. We also go into what the black list is and a little what we watched. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
The Films of David Cronenberg
In the first episode of an ongoing series this podcast is going to take a look at the films of Canada most know filmmaker David Cronenberg. Lets start with his experimental films Stereo from 69 and Crimes of the future 1970. Helping me this time around is Daniel Segura from The Moustachioed Podcastio. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
Alan Moore’s The Show
So the title Explains exactly what I’m talking about this time. But I couldn’t do it alone. I asked Lee from They must be destroyed on sight podcast on to talk about this film. Go check out lee’s great show. its about damn time I had him on. Plus what we watched and some feedback. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
Happily, we have this intelligence, this heavenly gift, which enables us to fight our instincts.
This time its a grab bag episode. Terror at the Red Wolf Inn from 72 and Borowczyk’s The Beast from 75. Also the watchlist and other things. Email: motiompicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
The Films of Hiroyuki Kitakubo
Back after a fun vacation and a heartbreak I return with this. The bonebat filmfest is talked about and other things. Roujin Z and Blood: The Last Vampire. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
Douchecast 5K: Ken Russel’s The Devils
You guys wanted more of this so here. This time Stephen, Mike and Vaughn talk about the controversial 70’s film The Devils. Need I say more. Listen or don’t!
The Resurrection of Fulci: Conquest and Muder Rock
Easter is a time for family and for some its a time to celebration of the coming of the lord but for this podcaster its a day to celebrate the Maestro Lucio Fulci. This time around I have two doozies for ya. his fantasy sword and sandal film Conquest from 83 and his fame meets Giallo Murder Rock: Dancing Death from 84. send feedback: Email motionpicturemassacre@gamil.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
One of the flowers died when it touched her grave.
After a bit of a hiatus I’m back with three films from the 60’s. Teenage Mother, Dementia 13 and A smell of honey a swallow of Brine. Also watch I’ve watched and voicemails. To leave feedback call: 732-639-1435 Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Oh yeah? one quick hump and you’d be in the hospital honey.
Returning Champion Mike Justice comes back on the show to talk about Woopsie Goldberg?!?! Really guys!!!! Fatal Beauty(87) and The Telephone(88). Leave me Feedback: Call: 732-639-1435 Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Cut deeply, John. That’s the secret of surgery nowadays: cut deeply.
Here we go. Films that stories were ripped from the headlines this week. Jack the Ripper from 1959 and the brutal exploitation flick Amin: The Rise and fall from 81. also what ive watched, voicemails and a couple of interruptions from my mom. to leave feedback: Call: 732-639-1435 Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Douchecast 5K: Hudson Hawk
The boys are back and this time nothing is held back…….well maybe things were held back. if your new to the douchecast this show is where a couple of old friends can sit down and talk shit and might just talk about a film. I don’t edit these cause why would you edit out any of this gold. if your offended well get used to it.
Folk Horror (Dark August & Alison’s Birthday)
Like the title suggest this time I’m talking about two Folk Horror films. From American 1976’s Dark August and from Australian Alison’s Birthday from 1981. Also unwanted phone calls, Covid lockdowns, what I’ve watched and peoples best interests at heart. To leave feedback Call: 732-636-1435 Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
I’m gonna get them silly son of a bitches. Let’s make it.
New Year same old shit. This time i take a look at two very different films. Petey Wheatstraw: The Devils Son in-law (77) and The Inheritors (83) plus what I’ve watched, book of Boba Fett and some much wanted plugs for other podcasts I love. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
An Unusual Massacre Christmas
Christmas is a for your favorite celebrity to hock there gams and make a fool out of themselves. So this year I take a look at two specials from the past. Bing Crosby’s Merrie Olde Christmas from 77 and the Dame Edna Christmas experience from 87. also my favorite Christmas songs If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
I had two long years to figure you out, you stupid, money-hungry bitch!
and I’m back at my bullshit and boyo its sucks hard. I.m going to get you Elliot boy(71) and Alphabet City(84) are covered this time around. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
You shouldn’t have taken him there in the first place, it’s sleazy and dangerous.
We’ve made through the fog of Halloween and I’m back at my bullshit. Vigil(86) and No Way Home(96) are covered this time around. Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com Voicemail: 732-639-1435
31 Days of horror episode 3
films 20 to 34 are discussed. Also I give a bit of a over view on what I liked and didn’t. Voicemail: 732-639-1435 Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The Norman Mailer Halloween Special
Why not talk about a legend of his time!!! Norman Mailer was a lion among Sheep and when he put his mind to something he made the hell out of it. Wild 90, Above the law, Maidstone and Tough Guys don’t dance will all talked about this time. if you liked this why not send some feedback. Voicemail: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
31 Days of horror episode 2
films 11 through 19 this time around. Voicemail: 732-639-1435, Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
With this razor, you won’t feel the pain right away. But it will leave your body covered with horrible scars.
Luciano Ercoli’s Death Walks films are on the docket this time around. Death walks in high heels from 1971 and Death Walks at midnight from 1972. If you’d like to get in touch with me. Voicemail: 732-639-1435 Email: motionpicturemassacre@motionpicturemassacre
31 Days of Horror Epsiode 1
This is episode 1 of this a month long odyssey of me trying to at least watch 31 horror movies during the month of October. Films 1 through 10 are covered today. Voicemail: 732-639-1435, Email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
He’s a hell of a charmer. Just make sure his hair doesn’t fall in your drink.
Two-mintue warning and Mr. No Legs are up this week. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Chuck, you’re a world famous celebrity. Trying to find you is like trying to find a camel in a haystack.
And I’m back after a bit of a hiatus. tonight is all about some 80’s films. The Gong Show Movie from 1980 and NIGHTBEAST from 1982. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
I hate people who preach. Especially in bathrooms.
Body Black sits in this time. The Funhouse and Junior are the films. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
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Lower your voice. I feel an attack of gas and that could be perilous to both of us.
Tim from the Bloody Bits is on this to talk about the Missouri Breaks(69) and the Ripper(85). If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The selected works of Robert Downey(a prince) Part 2
This time i’m covering Downey’s long from films. Putney swope (69), Pound(70) and Greasers place(72). If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The Selected Works of Robert Downey sr (a prince)
Sit and enjoy this. Babo 73, No more excuses and Two tons of turquoise to Taos tonight. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Baby, by now it shrunk down to 20 inches.
Week Three of Let’s drag someone on the show to watch movies with me. And boy howdy this ones a good time. Derrick from Astro Radio Z comes back to tackle part one of a three part series covering John Shaft. Shaft, Shafts big score and Shaft in Africa are covered this go round. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.
This time it’s part two of lets get a guest and make them watch movies. Mike Justice is a writer of weird film and tv. He can be found in the same cinematic cesspools you’ll find me. James Bond is a film series that has been running for like a million years. when something runs that long occasionally you get films that pay homage or just want to take the piss out of it. These two films fill in. Casino Royale from 1967 and Never Say Never Again 1983. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin Trilogy
On this Episode I finally talk the about Gordan Liu/Lau Kar-leung 36th Chambe films. A loose trilogy based on the a highly fictionalized version of San Te. I am not alone in the adventure. Brady from Solid six podcast and my chicano brother from another mother Daniel Segura from the Moustachioed Podcastio came kicking and screaming. the links for there shows are on the wordpress page. so listen if you want. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
I’m listed in the Yellow Pages under Truth.
This time i sit down and talk about two Counterculture films. Chafed Elbows from 66 and To Kill A Clown from 72. Plus Voicemails, What I’ve Watched and other bullshit. so listen if you want. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Janek Ambros interview
Director, Writer and Producer Janek Ambros sits down and deals with my ass. check out what he’s up to at https://www.assemblylineentertainment.com/ If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Sixty minutes of family fun and thirty minutes for people without family’s
Quick and Dirty Episode Toga Party (79) and a Jaws parody from the mind of Bob hopes writers JOYS (76). If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The Resurrection of Fulci: Contraband and Touch of death
Well it’s time again to talk about Lucio Fulci’s films. This time around i tackle Contraband aka Luca the smuggler from 1980 and Touch Death aka When Alice Broke the Mirror from 88. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Don’t you like gunshots before breakfast?
well back to a normal show this time. Yellow Fangs (1990) and Let the Corpse Tan (2017). If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Southland Tales
Well it happened. Parker Bowman from Junk Food Dinner and Pool Party Radio came on the podcast to talk about Richard Kelly’s second film Southland tales. I really don’t know what else to say. zoom took a dump so if the sound quality sucks my bad. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
American Playhouse: Who Am I This Time?
Hey all. This YET ANOTHER PART 1 of an on going series. American Playhouse was an anthology television series that ran on PBS from 1982 to 1993. the episode in question is from the season 1. Who am i this time: directed by Jonathan Demme based on a short story by Kurt Vonnegut Jr staring Christopher Walken and Susan Sarandon in very early roles for the both of them. I was able to snag a guest for this none other then the host of the Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel Segura. this was a fun first episode. if you like what daniel was spiting please check out his podcast. check the side bar for the WordPress page for his info or do a search on where ever you listen to podcast. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The Jerry Lewis Retrospective
So this is part one of an ongoing series. The Patsy from 64 and Don’t raise the bridge Lower the water from 68. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
A couple of Euro War films to tide you over
That’s right a Genre I haven’t covered yet is Euro War. so on this episode i’m not only talk about two Euro War films but two Klaus Kinski war films. Salt in the Wounds and Churchill’s Leopards. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Shoplifting is always revolutionary
Oh how I love talking about films from the great white north. this week we bullshit about Bruce LaBruce’s film Gerontophilia (2013) and Happy Face from 2018. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
A Very Typical Massacre Christmas
Deck the Halls, Punch out your pervy uncle and sit around your favorite podcatcher and listen as i bore you shitless with two Christmas movies. The day of the Beast (95) and Fatman (20) are on the docket. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The adapted works of Jean Shepherd part 2
In This Episode I talk about the three films that many consider as sequels to a Christmas story. Ollie Hopnoodles Haven of Bliss from 88, It runs in the family aka My summer story from 94 and a direct sequel called a Christmas stroy from 2012. I may have said it was from 2014. If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The adapted works of Jean Shepherd part 1
This episode ill be talking about three television adaptations from the mind of Jean Shepherd. The phantom of the open hearth (76), The great american forth of july and other disasters(82) and The Star Crossed romance of josephine cosnowski(86) If you want to leave feedback: 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Come, my friend – give me the last slap!
He who Gets Slapped (1924) and Family Portraits: A Trilogy of America (2003) are on the slab today. voicemail : 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
31 days Episode 5
this is the last for this year. covering oct 27th to the 31st. voicemail : 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The Divine Halloween Special
on this episode I look at two John Waters films staring Divine who would turned 75 this year. Multiple Maniacs from 1970 and Polyester from 1981. voicemail : 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Rockets ignite! Full power! (Frankenstein meets the space monster/ Torso)
Back my normal bullshit this week. Talking about some Drive in fare and some ultra violent giallo. If you want to leave me feedback. voicemail : 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
31 Days of Horror episode 4
back at it again with my bullshit. This covers Oct 19th to Oct 26th. If you want to leave me feedback. voicemail : 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
31 days of horror episode 3
31 Days of Horror episode 3 20:38 10/18/2020 we made it the ep 3. this covers oct 12th to oct 18th. If you want to leave me feedback. voicemail : 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
31 Days of Horror episode 2
Coming this fun exercise to try to watch a horror movie a day during the month of October. This Episode covers Oct 6th the Oct 11th. If you want to leave me feedback. voicemail : 732-639-1435 Email: Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
31 Days of Horror episode 1
This episode starts my odyssey to see if I can actual watch a horror film a day for the next 31 days. This recording covers Oct 1st to Oct 5th. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The JT International Film Festival
In this episode i let a listener program this monster and john got me good. three films on the docket. Wake in Fright The Unborn and Dhund the fog. listen or dont. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Chalmers the Embalmers!!! (Doberman cop/Funeral Home)
This episode i sit down with the Editor and Chief for Daily Grindhouse Jon Abrams. This episode go back to the well with two patron saints for this show Sonny Chiba with the 1977 Crime film Doberman cop and William Fruet’s cult Classic Funeral Home aka Cries in the night from 1980. listen or dont. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Director Spotlight: Seijun Suzuki
This episode i take on one of Japans greats Seijun Suzuki. Two dramas from the master 1964’s Gate of Flash and 1965’s Story of a Prostitute. Both films star Yumiko Nogawa and are based on novels by Tamura Taijiro. listen or dont. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
A fish saved my life once( Circle of Iron – Colossus of Rhodes
This episode i take on some sword and sandal tomfoolery with Colossus of Rhodes and some Bruce Lee inspired silliness in Circle of Iron. listen or dont. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Melvin Van Peebles: Sweet Sweetback Badass song & Watermelon Man
This episode ill talking about two films that still hold up today and should be talked about more often. Watermelon man and Sweet Sweetbacks Asssss song from maverick filmmaker Melvin Van Peebles. listen or dont. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Stunning Hong-Kong battle movies- Beach of the War Gods/The Invincible Armor
tonight i sit and talk about two little seen kung fu films. Beach of the War Gods and The Invincible Armor. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Bruce McDonald: Picture Claire and Weirdos
Holy Shit!!!! Two shows in one week. Did i get kick in the head by a horse? Naaaaaaa, i just watch the films and wanted to get something out. On the show as the title states i’m covering two Bruce McDonald films. 2001’s Picture Claire and 2016 Weirdos. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Sergio Corbucci: “Mexican Revolution” trilogy
Well it’s time for more Corbucci’s. This time i’m talking about his “Mexican Revolution” trilogy witch are The Mercenary, Compañeros and What Am I Doing in the Middle of a Revolution? also a new voicemail bumper and a voicemail oh boy. if you want me to keep playing that bumper the Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The Resurrection of Fulci: Perversion Story and My Sister in Law
Well it’s time again to talk about Lucio Fulci’s films. This time around i tackle Perversion Story aka one on top of the other from 69 and My Sister in Law from 76. A rarely talked about Edwige Fenech sex comedy.
Sergio Corbucci: Odds and Evens and Who finds a treasure finds a friend
Listen as i discuss two of sergio corbucci”s comedies with everybody’s favorite Bud Spencer and Terrance Hill. 1978’s Odds and Evens and 1981’s Who finds a treasure finds a friend.
Two Spaghetti Westerns to tide you over
Listen as i discuss two Spaghetti Western films. Hanging for Django and They Call Him Cemetery
There is no good or evil, only spirit and matter. Only movement toward the light – and away from it.
Listen as i discuss two Films by two Directors i really like. DUST DEVIL the Final cut from 2006 and Seachers 2.0 from 2007. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
There are no suicide attempts this time, because I’ll kill you myself. Like a wild dog.
Listen as i discuss two Poliziotteschi films. The tough one aka Rome armed to the teeth and Live like a cop, Die like a man. if you have any opinions on either of these films please send them to me. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The hero can’t dead till the last reel!
Listen as i discuss two Jamaican cult films. The Harder they come from 72 and Countryman from 82. if you have any opinions on either of these films please send them to me. Voicemail line is 732-639-1435 or email Motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
State of the Podcast 2019
Listen as i crash the party and cry about my life in the podcast world. Yeah i know its a bit late. I’m not making you give me any money for this so there. call the voice mail line at 732 639 1435
FUCK YOUR HALLOWEEN PODCAST!!!!
Listen as ryan sits in on the lets not talk about horror movies on the Halloween show. Hot Fuzz and duck soup are up. call the voice mail line at 732 639 1435
I summon the vampires! I summon the werewolves!… I summon Viy!
Listen to this fun little episode. VIY from 1968 and Encounters of the spooky kind from 1980. call the voice mail line at 732 639 1435
“Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There’s a man in my office with a *flamethrower*”?
Listen aas ik talk about two films didn’t really need to be made. Henry part 2 and Caddyshack 2 FUCK THIS FILMS!!!!!!!!
Bad luck isn’t brought by broken mirrors, but by broken minds.
Listen as me and my brother bullshit about suspiria from 77 and 18. enjoy
Would you like to suck on a tomato?
Listen as i head back to the 70’s with these two very fun films. Bonnie’s Kids and Poor Pretty Eddie.
The Douchecast VS Death force
This might be the best episode we’ve done yet. The Douche’s fight out there feels about how much they cant stand each other. also we kinda talk about Death force from 1978. call us and tell us how shit this podcast really is. 732 639 1435
Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death.
Going on a stroll with everybody favorite daughter raping madman Klaus Kinski in two different Dracula’s. 1979’s Nosferatu the Vampyre and Nosferatu in Venice AKA Vampire in Venice AKA Prince of the Night from 1988. plus what i watched and voice mails. if you want to call here’s the number 732 639 1435
School’s out, teacher!
Going back to the drive in this week with the Cape Canaveral Monsters from 1960 and The Sadist from 1963.
The Resurrection of Fulci
Well it’s time again to talk about Lucio Fulci films. This time around i tackle the the family friendly White Fang from 1973 and the lovely Silver Saddle aka They Died with there boots on from 1978.
The Ben Wheatley themed show
Listen to me bullshit about two of Ben Wheatley’s films. A Field in England and Free Fire.
Wasn’t his day! the poor guy didn’t even get his pecker out!
Listen to me bullshit about the Wild Beasts and Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker along with what i’ve been watching and a ton of um’s and ah’s.
The Douches vs Coffin Joe
Listen as we use a new way to record this bullshit. Embodiment of evil is on the docket this month. listen to a couple of proud boys talk about this gem.
The Douches vs Vampire Hunter D
Listen as mike’s skpye sucks dick and me and Stephen talk about the two Vampire Hunter d films. sorry this took so long to come out shits been going down the last couple of months.
The Derricks are coming the massacres are here!!!!!!
Listen as i and Derrick from All the Gimmicks, Podcast and orgy castle and Astro Radio Z sit down and fight out our feeling about Andy Milligan. the films “discussed” during the podcast were The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! from 1972 and The Weirdo aka Weirdo the beginning 1989. enjoy or dont.
Beyond The Living … Beyond The Half pipe!
Listen as i talk about twice dead from 1988 and machotaildrop from 2009.
Motion Picture Massacre Christmas Special
Listen sit near an open flame and talk shit about good people spending there free making movies. the flicks on the chopping block tonight are Christmas Presence aka Why Hide from 2018 and BLood Beat from 1983. plus a bunch of good tunes. have fun.
Since when does a soap opera control the future of the country?
Listen as i bullshit about the Afrofuturist science fiction film space is the palace staring sun ra and the satirical comedy about anti-immigrant sentiment in the United States the second civil Directed by Joe Dante.
Dan Curtis was here
Listen i bullshit about the two dark shadows films. house of dark shadows from 1970 and night of dark shadows from 1971. plus the onther trash i talk about.
Douchecast 5K: Vic Morrow’s drunken kinky white guy fro!
Listen as we get turned by fishman rape, bullshit about the elections and the only podcast where you don’t really understand why these guys hang out.
FUCK YOUR HALLOWEEN PODCAST!!!!
Listen to this bullshit halloween podcast.. movies talked about are The Legend Nigger Charley form 1972 and Sheba Baby from 1975. don’t get upset with the amount N words said in the epside. i know some asshole will lose there shit but oh well…
The Cirio Santiago double feature
Listen as i babble about a little talked about film master Cirio Santiago!!!!!! The two film discussed are Vampire Hookers aka Night of the bloodsuckers from 1978 and Death Force aka Vengeance is Mine aka Fighting Mad also from 78.
Douchecast 5K: Let ogle Christina Lindberg
Listen as we miss understand the meaning of great cinema. talk shit about the film mike picked. sex and fury is on the chopping block this month. i did some editing this month so if it sounds like shit blame Stephen for not showing up.
Douchecast 5K Classic: Drag me to hell and Crash
the sound on this episode sound is a fucking mess. i hope you like it. you wont!!!
Douchecast 5K Classic: Martyrs
This Episode was recorded on June 15 2009. its a humble start to a crazy time for us all. so listen to us bullshit like we were born to do it.
Arabella vacations at Decapitation Island
Listen to me babble on about two films Metal Mikey sent me a long time ago. Arabella: black angel and Decapitation Island are on the chopping block. enjoy if you want or don’t.
Douchecast 5K Devil Girl from Mars
Listen as everyone but me hates the movies i pick. devil girl from mars is up this month. still no jeff, paper computers, real names, new marriages and the same dumb shit you expect from us.
the transfigruation of nightbirds
Listen as i bullshit about vampire films. The Transfigruation from 2016 and Nightbirds from 1970.
DoucheCast 5K: The Sam/Max Hell films
Listen as your hero’s the douches babble on about the Donald G. Jackson post-apocalyptic mutant frog-people films Hell comes to Frogtown and its sequels. What fresh hell did jeff crazy get the remaining guys into? how many burps can you count?
Torture, torture! It pleasures me!
well i’m back to help you with your boners. tonight show is about 1969 Twice a Judas with the madman himself Klaus Kinski and 1965’s nudie cutie Orgy of the Dead.
Douchecast 5K: The Baytown Outlaws
In madcap episode of the douchecast 5k. The boys babble on about the 2012 film The Baytown Outlaws. I think they really have out the kinks worked out and are running at full tilt tonight.
The Resurrection of Fulci
well it’s time again to talk about Lucio Fulci films. This time around i tackle the delightful New York Ripper from 1982 and the wonderful The Devils Honey from 1986.
Douchecast 5K: Russ Meyers UP!!!!!
well the douchecast is still working out the kinks but i think we had a fun time with this. some of the problems are fixed but maybe not all. enjoy!!!!
Douchecast 5K: Deathrace 2000
well the douchecast is back after a long sleep. this recording wasnt really planned but it was fun. i didnt set up my mic right so all my audio is coming from the built in mic on my laptop. enjoy the dumbness of that.
Nymphomaniac Parts 1 and 2
listen as i babble about Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac. did i totally lose the point with this beautiful film. i guess you’ll have to listen to find out.
The Jerry Lewis Halloween Massacre
listen as i babble in the old Halloween tradition here at the show about something not quite scary. Jerry Lewis in the Early 80’s. His return to slapstick Comedy with Hardly Working a train wreck from 1980 and a film that reminds me of the power of Jerry Lewis 1983’s Cracking up aka Smorgasbord.
Karl the Butcher makes love to a Zombie.
listen to me babble on About Karl the Buthcher VS Axe and It Stains the Sands Red.
We play on Friday. Once you start retreating, life will drag you down.
listen to me babble about GI Samurai from 1979 and Pretty Maids all in a Row from 1971
Watch and weep, you furry fucker.
listen to me babble Of unknown origin from 1983 and Coma from 1978. plus all the bullshit this within the 20 or so minutes.
The Del Tenney fun time hour
listen to this fun time. Del Tenney was a was an American actor, film director, screenwriter and film producer. I talk about three of his films Psychomania (a.k.a. Violent Midnight), The Horror of party beach and The Curse of the Living Corpse
she’s sweet, sixteen, and she simply loves her daddy….. she’ll slaughter you if you love him too.
listen as I babble about Julie Darling from 1983 and City of Lost Souls from 2000.
We could eat a baby’s butt through a park bench.
listen as I talk about Michele Soavi first Stage Fright form 1987 and John Belushi last film Neighbors from 1981.
A Psycho-Sexadelic Horror Freakout!
listen as I talk about the Jess Franco Classic Vampyros Lesbos and the under seen horror film Cruse of the Blue lights.
Jesus was never meant to die. He failed.
listen as I talk about the Two dramas from 1981. First up is Ticket to Heaven and to round this out is Circle of power. all music show is from The Frogs R.I.P.
The Very Last Christmas Show
listen as I talk about the Two christmas horror movies. 1990’s 3615 code pere noel aka game over and 2015’s all through the house.
Doing that time in there didn’t do a damn thing for you, did it? You were an asshole then and you’re a ‘bigger’ asshole now!
listen as I talk about the Two action films Eye of the Tiger from 1986 and I come in peace aka Dark Angel from 1990.
disemboweled dogs
listen as Ken from McBastards Mausoleum and myself talk about the Lucio Fulci Classic A Lizard in a Women’s skin and Girls nite out aka The Scaremaker.
A guitar beats a woman every time.
listen as Stephen Thompson and myself talk about A Face in the Crowd from 1957 and The Boys From Brazil.
Oh come on! You had a boring job, girl and life. Look at you now
listen as i babble about The Vagrant from 1992 and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama from 1988
Well you listen and you listen well, you’re damaged merchandise and this is a fire sale.
listen as i babble about lady terminator and scum of the earth 1963
The Strangeness (1985)
listen to this babel. The Strangeness from 1985 is on the docket today. i think i said i would post the links for the podcast i mention but in to bored to look them up.
you’re not wearing your appliances
listen to this babel. Beyond the black rainbow and wolfcop are on the docket today.
Patrick wants his handjob
listen to me bable about Patrick and Keoma. send emails to: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Dear God, whose name I do not know – thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG… thank you. Thank you for my life.
listen to me bable about joe vs the volcano and the outing aka the Lamp. send emails to: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Monster? We’re British, you know.
listen to me bable. Horror Express and Lisa and the devil are the movies i talk about tonight. one last thing jonny t sent me a voice and i forgot it totally. sorry dude. check out his site at
What? Did you say something honey?
4/25/14 i got to sit down and talk to john and charlie from Plop Culture Prints. These guys are putting out some really cool prints of some very cool stuff from pop culture pass. check out there site at: i hope to talk to these guys again. if you need to reach me email me at motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Not another Christmas podcast.
christams cheer and all that hog wash sint aka saint nick and tokyo Godfathers. i hope you have a great christmas.
Only beautiful women… only if they are evil… and when they are caught in the act… he commits the ULTIMATE BRUTALITY!
Everything goes with giallo. What Have You Done to Solange? and So Sweet, So Dead. email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
You’re suggesting your patient is possessed? By whom?
All or nothing Retribution and The Monster Club. email: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
DJANGO!!!!!
listen to this. this show is all about Django. First up Django from 1966, then Django prepare a coffin(1968) and django strikes again(1987). if you want to email me you can at: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Wanted DEAD not Alive
listen to this. Contest is over and you get to find out who won what, Feedback, what i’ve watched and i talk about Search and Destroy (1979) and The Glove (1979). if you want to email you can at: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
I’ve seen enough fake blood to know the real thing when I see it.
listen to this. Feedback, what i’ve watched and i talk about The Last Horror Film and “The Telephone Book”. if you want to email you can at: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Ceila vs King
listen to this. Feedback, what i’ve watched and i talk about Ceila: Child of terror and His name was King. if you want to email you can at: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Don’t you get sassy, goddamn it!
listen to this. Feedback, what i’ve watched and i talk about Clay pigeons and Ghostkeeper. if you want to email you can at: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Can you believe this place? There’s not a zit in the house!
listen to this. what i’ve watched. also i talk about king boxer and tuff turf. if you want to email you can at: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
pardon the mess.
listen to this. its a hell of a mess but ill be on my legs soon. i talk about madman and gorgo.
The Last Motion Picture Massacre Christmas Special
Feedback and talks on To All a Good Night and Santa Claus.
The Link for To All a Good Night on you tube: http://youtu.be/3ChELvv79t
if you want to send me feedback send it to motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Keep telling yourself : “She’s not just a child”, “She’s not just a child”, “She’s not just a child”, “She’s not just a child”, “She’s not just a child”, “She’s not just a child”
feedback and three movies up for grabs. The Survivor, The Night Child and Carny.
if you have feedback send it to motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Where the hell have you been?
im back and have a ton to talk about. I also talk about Night School and The Park is Mine.
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Earthy, wicked shocker!
Feedback, What ive watched and a discussion on Violent Midnight and Living Doll. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
the blige pulp show.
this is my worst show to date. a couple of films are mentioned. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
I know who I am. I’m nobody. Just like you.
Feedback, What ive watched and a discussion on She Freak, Tales That Witness Madness, Bloodlust Zombies and Bad Dreams. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
links:
Smokey Is The Bandit Part 3 trailer: http://youtu.be/fMaIQSeDcek
the electric chair: http://electricchairshow.com/
The Deadly Dorm That Dripped Red Handcuffs.
Feedback, What ive watched and a discussion on Zero Woman: Red Handcuffs, Deadly End and The Dorm that Dripped Blood. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Let me tell you..don’t you look at those illustrations too long, because they’ll come alive and they’ll tell you stories.
Feedback, what ive watched and a discussion on The Illustrated Man and The Iron Rose. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
The Resurrection of Lucio Fulci! Part 4
easter time suckers. In this weeks show i talk about two films from Italian film director lucio fulci. first on the block is Aenigma (1987) and then City of the Living Dead a.k.a The Gates of Hell (1980).
I’m tired of trying to segregate, integrate, and masturbate anymore!
Feedback, what ive watched and a discussion on Coonskin. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
What do you take me for, an idiot? Well, you’ll find out just how wrong you are!
feedback, what ive watched and discussions on The Killer must Kill Again and Rituals. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
I killed a fucking goat.
feedback, what ive watched and discussions on Hard Core Logo and 200 Motels. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
heres the tailer for bryan’s film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMk4hO_L4ZE&list=UUR3YsZyqlOtahPQrhf5WgOg&index=1&feature=plcp
Briefcase short: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOQBj0gSVi8
also go and vote for mcbastards mausoleum at the tla cult awards over at: http://www.tlavideo.com/cult-awards/a-7
Massacre Video is setting up for a new release none other then Orozco the Embalmer
“This is the ugly, unpleasant, cold-hard truth. It isn’t something that can be easily dissected or analyzed, rather this is something that can only be experienced on a personal level to understand and appreciate what Tsurisaki has managed to create.” – Preston Carnell(Film Bizarro)
In 1996, Tsurisaki Kiyotaka, one of Japan’s most infamous death photographers, ventured into the center of Hell itself- the Rue Morgue neighborhood of Bogota, Colombia. With death and murder rampant, the corpses eventually find their way to embalmer Froilan Orozco, who has been tending the dead for over 50 years.
It only makes sense the two would become acquaintances. Over the next few years Kiyotaka filmed Orozco at work, embalming everyone from murder victims to the elderly. Orozco the Embalmer (Orozco el Embalsamador) is the result, a gut wrenching look at corpses and the man who prepares them.
DVD Specifications
-Original Spanish Audio
-Removable English Subtitles
-Words with the Director
-Extensive stills gallery with over 140 photos
-Reversible “gore” cover
-Fold out poster
-Trailers
Limited Editions
-Orozco the Embalmer Large Hardbox(Limited to 100 copies, two covers “gore” cover and “tame” cover. Hand numbered to 100 each, 50 of each cover. Also included poster, pin, stills, stickers and more!)
-Orozco The Embalmer “Yellow Bile” VHS(Limited to 100 copies.)
Also being release is Glen Coburn’s classic film “Bloodsuckers from Outer Space”. Bloodsuckers from Outer Space will be VHS only release on a “Bloodsuckers Blue” tape, it will be limited to 50 copies.
Pre-orders begin March 1st, 2012 at Noon(EST)
Prices
Orozco the Embalmer Large Hardbox: $45
Orozco the Embalmer VHS: $30
Orozco the Embalmer Standard DVD: $20
Bloodsuckers from Outer Space VHS: $30
To order: http://massacrevideo.storenvy.com
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http://www.massacrevideo.com
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@MassacreVideo
i was a big fan of there release of 555 so you know ill be picking this one up as well. plus i dont normally put shit on the website so you know im hyped about this. so show Louis some love and pre order this piece of art.
Sis, Boom, Blood. You’re Dead!
heres the link for the poll: http://www.polljunkie.com/2gAPWA/Poll14971.aspx
and heres the link for the dune doc i was talking about: http://www.facebook.com/jodorowskysdune
feedback, what ive watched and discussions on The Majorettes and Assault! Jack the Ripper. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Run, or Daddy will eat you.
feedback, what ive watched and discussions on The Town That Dreaded Sundown and The Forest. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
Where’s my beaver-rape scene?
feedback, what i’ve watched and talks on Rampage and Evil Ed. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
CRAP! No more Massacre Holiday Specials!!!
feedback christmas music and discussions on Rare Exports and Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
EVEN THE DEAD WILL SCREAM!!!
what i’ve watched and discussions for Mr. Vampire and DARKNESS The Vampire version. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
It’s no longer a game.
its been a month but when the douches call i drop everything to help out. feedback and what ive watched. The Nesting and The Wild Hunt are up for discussion. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
I never thought i’d have to live with the dead
feedback and talks on vampire at midnight and THINGS. email me if you want: motionpicturemassacre@gmail.com
You should have given her an ankle bracelet and stuck to jerkin’ off!
Feedback what else ive watched and i talk about the films The Wanderers and 555.
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enjoy.
Imbecile! Bombastic ignoramus!
im back after a little rest. a ton of what ive watched and talks on L.A. Zombie and The Devil Bat.
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enjoy.
It would take you too long to strangle a man Colonel. The average Nazi would get impatient while you were doing it.
feedback and i talk about Von Ryan’s Express (1965) and Horrible aka Absurd (1981).
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enjoy.
When the dead eat – You’re dead meat!
Feedback and i talk about Brain Robbers from Outer Space and The Italian Zombie Movie Parts 1 and 2.
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enjoy.
You’re not looking for a job…you’re waiting for the world to end…
im back. feedback and some other bullshit. movies ill be talking about are DeathDream aka Dead of Night and the 1982 film American Nightmares the work print cut of Buddy G’s Combat Shock.
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enjoy.
So be it.
Contest winner announced, feedback, what else ive watched and talks on crawlspace and regoregitated sacrifice.
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enjoy.
Comparing Wizards of Gore
feedback and what ive watched plus i take a look at the 1970 film The Wizard of Gore and its remake.
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enjoy.
Door into Darkness + CONTEST
I take a look at the italian horror television series conceived by Dario Argento called Door into Darkness. also im giving away my copy of the MYA communications release. listen to the episodes for all the details.
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I have nothing cute to call this podcast.
Feedback, what else i watched and The Manson Family and I Woke Up Early The I Died.
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enjoy.
No, I think it’s to preserve them. You see, the beauty is already in the model.
a bunch of stuff is covered in this show since ive been away for a couple of weeks. the main films talk about were Sick Girl and Maniac.
also heres the link to watch The Poughkeepsie Tapes in full on youtube: here
If you want to get in touch with me:
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enjoy.
The Resurrection of Lucio Fulci! Part 3
A treat for easter. In this week show i talk about two films from Italian film director lucio fulci. first on the block is Seven Notes in Black (1977) a.k.a. The Psychic and then The Black Cat (1981).
also heres the link to the score for Seven Notes in Black: click here
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enjoy.
Is your goddamn mother at home? I’m not going to eat you, you silly bitch.
secret ceremony and The taint are the movies i talk about in this weeks show. some feedback and what ive watched.
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You’re pretty. All of you are very pretty. I love you. It takes a lot of love for a person to… do this. You know you want it. You’ll like it. Yes…
Slumber Party Massacre 1 and 2 and a little of 3. feedback and some what i’ve watched.
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You fucking monster, not only do I have your sperm I’ve got your blood too!
feedback and Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend talk. plain and simple.
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leave me a voicemail at: 206-600-5356
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the ghost of edendale has head trauma
yeah i know stupid title but i could not think of anything funny. the ghost of edendale and head trauma are what im talking about. also metal mikey sends in feedback.
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BASTARD! BASTARD! BASTARD!
Feedback, What ive watched and talks on The Last Broadcast and Pieces.
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No, it’s Q-U-I-D. D is the death of a young girl, you creep.
Road Games and Evil Speak plus feedback and what else i watched/played.
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